Katy Perry Admits Eye Problem Was A Hoax

(TheLibertyRevolution.com)- During her performance last Sunday, singer Katy Perry’s left eye began to visibly twitch, giving her a robotic doll-like appearance.

Video footage of Perry’s performance during her “Play Las Vegas” residency, which runs through April, showed the singer trying to fix her left eye as her right eye remained open.


After people on social media began joking about the clip, describing the singer as a robot and wondering if maybe she was having some kind of seizure, Perry shared the video clip on Instagram, sarcastically calling on all the conspiracy theorists – from the flat-earthers to the “#skyisntbluers” – to “come see my broken doll eye party trick IRL [in real life] in Vegas next year!”

Ah, okay. So she wasn’t having a stroke; it was a “party trick.”

But how could that be? What party is going to turn lively just because the left eye of some chick in a beer can bra starts twitching?

Although, the beer can bra would probably add some life to a party.

The singer described her Vegas set list as “a fun through memory lane going all the way back to 2008” before everyone was “all frozen by the paranoia of our own echo chambers!”

While some news outlets reported that Perry’s Instagram post was “laughing off” the responses to the video, she sounds more sarcastically irritated than amused.

Perry continued prattling on in her Instagram post about how her show is a “nonstop party” and how it is about “finding unconditional love and strangely (for me) not political at all.”

To spur excitement for her show, Perry noted that she even pours “beer out of my tits” which she said is also a “party trick” since she can’t actually lactate beer.